- Contents
- New Years Resolutions
- JANUARY An Exceptionally Bad Start
- FEBRUARY Valentines Day Massacre
- MARCH Severe Birthday-Related Thirties Panic
- APRIL INNER POISE
- MAY Mother-to-Be
- June Hah! Boyfriend
- JULY Huh
- AUGUST Disintegration
- SEPTEMBER Up The Firemans Pole
- OCTOBER Date with Darcy
- NOVEMBER A Criminal in the Family
- DECEMBER Oh, Christ
Contents
To my Mum, Nellie, for not being like Bridgets
Acknowledgements
With particular thanks to Charlie Leadbeater for first suggesting the column at the Independent.Thanks too to Gillon Aitken, Richard Coles, Scarlett Curtis, the Fielding family, Piers, Paula and Sam Fletcher, Emma Freud, Georgia Garrett, Sharon Maguire, Jon Turner and Daniel Woods for
inspiration and support, and especially, as ever, to Richard Curtis.
Contents
New Years Resolutions
JANUARY An Exceptionally Bad Start
FEBRUARY Valentines Day Massacre
MARCH Severe Birthday-Related Thirties Panic
APRIL Inner Poise
MAY Mother-To-Be
JUNE Hah! Boyfriend
JULY Huh
AUGUST Disintegration
SEPTEMBER Up The Firemans Pole
OCTOBER Date With Darcy
NOVEMBER A Criminal in the Family
DECEMBER Oh, Christ